I'm in control, and don't you forget it!

Schedule for the day:
woke up
begged my mom for wet food
tripped my mom on the way to the kitchen (laughed on the inside)
ate
bothered my brother Zoie, just wanted to play
played with a twist tie on the floor
stalked my mom (laughed some more on the inside)
stole the remote (as you see here)
slept on my moms desk
ate
stalked mom some more
bit her
scratched her
made her yell at me (really funny)
all in all, i would say it was a pretty good day.