Well, I decided I didn't like the great outdoors as much as the wet food inside, so I came home New Years eve night... My mom was real happy, she cried. What a whiiiiiiiner!! geeeees. I was only gone for a day and a half! Now that I know what is out there, I wanna go back out and check out the laaaaaaaaaadies. My mom wants to take my manhood from me next week, I have been letting her know who is boss though. She ain't happy, and when mama ain't happy-- well, you know the rest. So, I'm prepairing for my juevos to get snipped. UGH.
...Wyatt, that's just what happens to naughty little kitties. Until then, enjoy your cat-manhood while you can still lick it.
ReplyDelete